Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.
by Tu Mother May 24, 2009
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Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!
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A woman so desperate for a man, ANY man, that she'll suck him off while he's eating at the kitchen table.
She'll do any man, any way, any time. She's like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some scraps to fall.
by Jez Me September 25, 2010
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otherwise known as a total bruh moment
otherwise known as a total bruh moment
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To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.
To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.
After going round and round on a topic, one of the board members said "For God sakes, will someone please just Slap the Table!"
by Dr Ock February 12, 2008
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Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart
by Dean and Mark April 24, 2006
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In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.
by Craig January 12, 2004
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