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a way of exclaiming that you like something. something that is really awesome, or cool. coined by Eric Cartman on South Park.
"dude look at what I just found." "Oh dude! TITS!"
tits! by F. Dizzy. February 4, 2010
Stating that "something is/was like tits" means that it is awesome, or cool. This phrase is mostly used by men and could be used in jokes or used for simple statements.
Dude, that movie is/was like tits!

Oh man, that assembly today is/was like tits!

That car is/was like tits.

[tits] by Bob, The Rocker October 4, 2006
TITS is a word that you yell out and it could mean anything thing in the world, you use to describe objects or situations where you can't find any words to use instead...like you walk down the street some dude get ran over by a truck, you yell out HOLLY TITS

NOTE: Must be yelled out to mean the above
ex1:
man 1: dude you dad died.
man 2: TITS!!!(FUCK, SHIT, or DAMN IT)
ex2:
man 1: man i made it harvard.
man 2: TITS!!!(awesome)
Mom: Stop watching Porn
ex 3:

man 1: dude i haven't left my house in a week, im bored!
man 2: dude thats TITS!!!(sucks)
TITS!!! by pureknowledge July 16, 2010
Things guys stare at when they make me do there homework. Often yelled when I walk in a room. Fond on the upper torso of humans of the female prosausion. Just below the neck.
Me: (sits down by a guy)
guy: holy TITS!!!! (Stares at tits & drools)
me: stfu! You whore!!
Guy: I don't get this, can you help me?
Me: no...
Guy: bu
me: I said no BITCH!!!!
Guy: (drools more) tits... Boobs... Huh what where you saying? Is my homework done yet?
Me: bitch...
TITS! by Gothstargirl March 29, 2010
a random saying when you are mad, annoyed, or agitated
"i got a damn detention, TITS!"
TITS! by big macanator March 27, 2010

Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms
What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits