Trumpet Fart

A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.

Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.

With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.

"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"

"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"

"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"

by nihn75 November 5, 2011

trumpostile

A scary trump supporter. wanting to grab you by the pussy.

thats a trumpostile!!

by Blake Bretton November 17, 2016

trumpocide

The soul killing and immoral policy of systematically separating children from their parents at the border of the U.S. and Mexico.

Violent state sanctioned child abuse, or trumpocide, will later be cited as causing long term psychological damage at the very least.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2018

trumplify

trumplified; trumplifying

1. (intransitive verb) To amplify misinformation through wide-reaching social platforms such as the news and social media.
2. (transitive verb) To over-simplify a complex issue with malicious or deceitful intent with self-serving goals, often with widespread disastrous consequences.

trumplification (noun)

1. The dissembling 45th U.S. president would repeatedly trumplify in order to stoke animosity amongst otherwise civil acquaintances, friends, and family.
2. After winning the United States presidency in 2016, "Covid" Donald would go on to make America great again by trumplifying public health approaches to the 2020 pandemic---leading his country to win the International Highest COVID-19 Death Count Award in 2020.

by millstone December 8, 2020

Trumpcase

Any nutcase who still supports Donald Trump even after all the remarks he has made.

If you are a Republican in 2017, most likely you are a total Trumpcase!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

Trumpus

when you find out your parents / family voted for Donald Trump and you start to reflect on your past life decisions like when you were 8 and you contemplated leaving your house because your mum took your DSI. And you realise, you really should've left so you would go on a trumpus (leave forever) and you wouldn't have to feel disgusted when looking at your family coz they ruined the whole of america. :))

Me: omg Donal Trump has won
Mum: thats great, my vote counted
Me: Bye mum i'm going on a trumpus *leaves house for 4 years until another president is elected*

by AlexPalonious November 17, 2016

trumpiest

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.

Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017