Shmugle

A phrase used to condemn naughty folks. Can be used for an assortment of things such as cats and toddlers.
(very versatile). VERY

Kid: scratches the couch
Mom: Oiy!, you shmugle! Stop it. Your ruin'in the furnataure.

Cat: takes a cookie from the jar when not supposed to.
Dad: Ay shmulge! cut it out!

by bobtheslobthebob May 5, 2021

shmugmped

A girl with such a schmatted bootylonker that it hangs out of her pants

Mark: hey that girl is shmugmped
John: damn that shit is hanging out her pants

by Jimoty August 25, 2022

Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglinglonglicious

A word to describe something extremely delicious

have you tried out the new pastry? It’s so Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglinglonglicious

Wow where did you get it?
At the new bakery around the corner, their pastries are Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglinglonglicious

by Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglingl November 9, 2022

Smug Earther

Being overly smug and overly confident that the earth is flat. No, you’re just insane.

“Chris is such a smug earther. He should smoke some more weed.”

by lukedog56 November 6, 2023

pigeon smugglers

Like budgie smugglers, but for the particularly well endowed.

I was going to take the piss out of that guy in the budgie smugglers, but when he turned around, turned out he had pigeon smugglers on !

by snaptacular February 4, 2009

junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.

I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.

by crack pageant August 8, 2010

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011