Mythical summer

Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed

Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer

Employee: ok mythical summer

by Trou god April 27, 2021

summer help

A shitty worker. Only works during the busy season.

Me: Brian doesn't seem to get much done and what he does get done is wrong.

Other person: Yeah he's summer help.

by Slowandlow55 February 22, 2017

summer wise

An annoying pain in my ass. Kind of like a puppy that you don't really want but is to adorable to get rid of.

Summer Wise is such a pain in my ass, but she's MY pain in the ass.

by KesslerMcJewNose April 19, 2017

Summer Snow

A substance produced by cottonwood trees. Summer snow specifically refers to the cotton pods that drift through the air, mimicking snowfall.

"I love all of the summer snow in the air; it makes my allergies act up, though."

by Midget Minion Mayhem June 10, 2018

Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.

I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019

Canadian summer

An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."

Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.

George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.

by StrictBiz April 10, 2013

Summers style

To eat an enormous amount of food as fast as possible.
A real porker.

Man, he sure did summers style that entire pizza last night.

by FatGuyEatery May 24, 2011