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Sporking

The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple
We were sporking last night while watching a movie
by London & Amanda January 11, 2009
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Similar to the "Just keep swimming" mantra from Finding Nemo, except this applies to.. you guessed it, the caressing of the male organ.
"Just keep stroking, just keep stroking..." is nice to remember when you're in a rut and can't get any.
by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
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sporking

The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.
It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?
by hoosasporker May 20, 2009
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Stroking his goose

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"
by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018
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stocking-stouffers

Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.
Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.
by QuacksO July 9, 2021
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Stronking

Stronking is another word for choking and coughing specifically when there is mucus in the throat.
"Hey, bro, how'd you sleep last night?"
"Awful man, I was up all night Stronking."
by LorelaiCarter December 18, 2021
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the stroking leaves

The worst damn band ever. A mix between The Strokes and Leaves, 'the stroking leaves'. Horrible music and none of the members can even play instruments. TBS, Brand New, and Thursday rule, not the stroking leaves.
Yea these random people decided to make up some band called the stroking leaves, but noones ever heard of them.
by sob January 23, 2004
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