studying

something you don't do and use as an excuse for getting laid. or if you actually do it you're probably lying.

person 1: dude, lia and i studied all night! i'm so tired.
person 2: bro.. i know you fucked her all night. you don't actually study!
studying. something nobody does.

by AugustTheHornyInventor January 29, 2022

Study

A pointless waste of time, not to be confused with a hobby.

Man 1: Bro I didn't even study for the test and I got 100 percent!
Man 2: Shut up loser.

by pogboy2000 March 28, 2022

Sober study

When your in college and have been drinking all week, but you need to take time to study

Hey want to grab a drink? No I got a test coming up I need to sober study

by yolocrayboy September 9, 2016

AFK-studying

Know the topic of the lesson and because of this not to work on it

"Hey, what's the next lesson?"
"philosophy"
"Thanks, afk-studying time"

by Shiga06 February 14, 2023

Rhystic Study

Absolute hell, if you use it in your commander decks you are an asshole

Will you pay the one for Rhystic Study
Will you pay the one for Rhystic Study
Will you pay the one for Rhystic Study
Will you pay the one for Rhystic Study
Will you pay the one for Rhystic Study
Will you pay the one for Rhystic Study
Will you pay the one for Rhystic Study

by Real_Omnath July 29, 2023

breakfast and study

Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)

Hey Katie, wanna Breakfast and Study in the morning? - Clarissa

by Felix is cool March 18, 2016

double-blind study

A medical experiment where neither the testers nor the subjects have any idea what they're doing or what the actual risks might be. Why, for all the testers know, they themselves might also be accidentally ingesting the substance under test and be totally unaware of this fact, as well --- NOT a healthy or safe situation.

The infamous ‘Elephant Man’ drugs-trial --- all six of the test-subjects nearly died --- is a classic case of a double-blind study gone horribly wrong --- talk about the blind leading the blind!

by QuacksO March 12, 2018