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The Strokes

Most intelligent band of all time that makes incredibly great music.
by themodernage November 14, 2003
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The Strokes

The Strokes are this amazing band that basically all knew each other before the band started. I find it funny that a couple of them got kicked out of whatever schools they were going to at the time. These amazing guys just care about the music, the good times, and the fact that they can spend time together. They love what they do. They love bringing out a sort of music style that wasn't out there before the Strokes existed. As long as they're satisfied with themselves, and they're convinced that they're doing the best they can, they're happy. They love to have fun. Sometimes it looks like they screw around all the time (and sometimes they take it in the literal sense), but I think that their fun time and their music time is pretty equal - considering all of the awesome home videos and movies about them and then considering all of the awesome music out there. It's hard to pick a favorite, so I won't. I'm satisfied with staring at my shring of pictures in my locker at school of all of them. Although Nick, I would really like guitar lessons (Albert can help out). And if Fab could teach me how to make my sculptures and stuff in art NOT come out to be gigantic blobs, that would make me happy, as well. How about all of the Strokes just come up to where I live? Just live there. Forever.
The Strokes are in the modern age, they're in control but under control (only they can do that... *muse*), they're just barely legal, they like spending time alone together, they can't win but will someday - oh, they're so hard to explain!!

(I luffs them.)
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maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.
I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.
by home movies October 31, 2014
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left stroke

Something Kendrick Lamar made up that only he knows the meaning of and everyone else just accepts and chants - As in almost all rap lyrics. It's a slam at Big Sean's failed diss track supposedly.
by hrgie75 January 20, 2018
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Stroke worthy

An attribute possessed by a subject who/which warrants a tribute act of masturbation.
Man, Rachel has such a stroke worthy ass. I ended up walking behind her yesterday and had to dash to he nearest jacks to relieve myself!
by ArtoDelFunceiro May 9, 2009
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stroke the bishop

to Jerk off, wank off, beat off, rub one out and so on.

the reason for this term is because a penis most of the time will look like a bishop from chess.
"Every night before bed johnny will stroke the bishop."
by mr. big pants?? April 10, 2009
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street striker

when you spit your used chewing gum or skittles up into the air and kick it at an aimed target

a unique idea from the imfamous michael wood, known for his sweaty ball sack
MICHAEL: STREET STRIKER!!

BAM! hits target in the face
crowd : ohhhhhhh !!!!
by chink101011 September 20, 2011
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