stapes

A rare type of orange

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.

by ilovefruit September 1, 2009

stapes

Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

by leprtam September 1, 2009

Stapes

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

by lettucce September 1, 2009

stapes

The sibling of a Venus Flytrap. Likes to eat staples.

"That flower just ate my homework!"
"That's because it's a stapes."

by flowerpoewer September 1, 2009

Snipe wipe

When you wipe your ass and get all the shit in one try. You just snipe that shit like pew pew.

Guy 1 "yo i just snipe wiped!"
Guy 2 "man, you got all that shit in one go, damn"
Guy 1"you know how i fucking roll"
*they then go and smoke some meth or sumshit*

by Meth is my domain November 24, 2009

sniper's elbow

The flaking genitalia of an unwashed female.

Dick: "fuckin' hell Harry you mucky sod, tell me you didnt end up shaggin' that mingin' old horrorshow you pulled last night?"

Harry: "mate- soon as i caught a whiff of that battered old sniper's elbow, I was out of there like shit off a shovel!"

by whitelegs August 20, 2011

Shipee

To shit and pee at the same time.

I thought I just had to take a pee but I took a shipee instead.

by Gump Girl May 14, 2015