Stag Fest

A phrase with similar definition to Sausage Fest, a Stag Fest is typically an entire party of men, most of whom are hammered to the point of wobbling.

"hey Chris, how'd the party go last night?"

"fuckin' Stag Fest mate, most of 'em were hammered off their asses when i got there, so i bailed and went back home."

by Kromwell Tiberius Smith October 14, 2014

Stagger Swagger

A drunk person that can hold it down & walk the line.

Homie got pulled over for suspected drunk driving but he busted out with his stagger swagger & they let him go.

by shoo.shu March 22, 2016

stage fever

The opposite of stage fright. When you can't help yourself but to get on stage and act with all of your being.

I think I'm getting a case of the stage fever

by mmmmmmBilly April 26, 2017

stage herpes

A name for Glitter mainly used by those who work in the Theatre Industry. On account of it being itchy and getting everywhere.

"I hate sweeping up after panto there's stage herpes everywhere"
" When I got home and got in the shower I found stage herpes everywhere"

by Nyxian June 24, 2018

stage 4 homosexuality

the last stage of homosexuality finally kicks in, there's no curing this painful disease and will never go away and will burn your asshole forever. this ultimate disease will tear apart your crotch and anus muscles, stage 1, 2, and 3, were already bad considering you liked the same gender but now you have gone to far, craving only the tightest asses... this sickness will make you need to bust a nut hundreds of times in someones anal cavity this disease is aka the big gay.

big fag: did u see josh last week?

homo #1: yeah it looked like he caught stage 4 homosexuality

homo #2: hey that's not nice! stage 4 homosexuality cannot be cured!!!

by that big gay October 3, 2018

scaig

Gaelic word meaning an imagined rocky trail, particularly one that leads to a better place. Since adopted into Scots as a comeback to someone who's a bit too optimistic that change will be a good thing, similar to telling someone that the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence.

"Mah da thought a freish wife wid dae him good, course it turned oot tae be a scaig."

by cratmak December 8, 2018

Stag Reflex

(n.) An automatic behavior affecting individuals who enter a relationship after years of being single.

Includes hogging the covers at night, booking travel without consultation, or forgetting your partner at home when going to social events.

Mike was unable to pronounce "talk about your feelings" because of his stag reflex.

by nolandc September 8, 2019