scotch drinker

One who enjoys drinking scotch . Man or woman who has a taste for culture and appreciates the slow burn of a twelve year old single malt .

I love that I am a scotch drinker .

by Flirty bassman June 12, 2016

spatchy spatch

Another word for a spatula

Watching my BF cook dinner while I stand here with my spatchy spatch ready to stir something

by Blouis775 January 5, 2020

Slotch

When a girl gives you blow job and spits into a cup. The liquid that forms during oral sex.

I was with Hannah last night and she ruined my new with all the slotch

by The loon May 16, 2020

Slotch

When a girl gives you a blow job and spits into a cup. The liquid that forms is slotch.

I was with Hannah last night and she ruined my new shorts with all the slotch!

by The wsr May 16, 2020

Sponch

To Sponch is to turn up to a house unannounced and clapped out, order enormous quantities of various foods on a food delivery service, consume throughout the day and then vanish. Leaving behind a trail of destruction including, but not limited to, dirty dishes, garbage and horror.

"Did you see Fenny on the weekend?" "yeah he Sponched everywhere."

"F*ck me what a Giant Sponch."

"God damn Sponch"

by Sponchlord July 13, 2020

b-spatch

A derogatory slang term used for females

A female woofer

Other definitions known such as "Bitch" and "Biatch"

Can also be used as a term of endearment "I love you, you b-spatch"

"Smack my B-Spatch"
"B-spatches and hoes"
"B-spatch face"
"Stop being such a silly b-spatch"
"Shut your B-Spatch"

by BarneyRubble September 16, 2007

Homemade Scotch Egg

A sexual activity. Either;

1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.

2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.

Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....

by DJhero January 25, 2011