spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

Spencer parsons

Fuck off ya cunt

Fuck off Spencer Parsons.

by Bryce Wanye April 23, 2018

Spencer-Jones

The art of ex-urbanites venturing into the realm of cross-dressing once they’ve matured away from the lure of inner city pleasures. Named after actor and comedian Chris Spencer-Jones after his return from a bustling Norwegian city to humble Norwich.

Look at Chris, being a Spencer-Jones with his new Bodycon dress and love for hedges now he’s grown up a bit

by Mr Bayliss March 25, 2019

Dirty Spencer

bending over a woman and rubbing her bush

Becky was so hairy, I couldn't resist giving her a dirty spencer

by finn the hunan April 12, 2020

Colin Spencer

A Pure Legend who knows James, Timmy, Darren, and Om you are sitting next to Colin right now in social studies

Colin Spencer is a cool kid

by Colin Spencer March 15, 2019

Spencer Froner

Spencer Froner is a man who has a denser Boner than the average pet owner.

Damn, that dude is such a Spencer Froner.

by Gilbert Franklin October 7, 2019

pulling a Spencer

saying youŕe not gay and calling other people gay when you are gay or do extremely gay things

that dude pulling a Spencer what a gay! not that there is anything wrong with it

by sfddrfyuftdfghjhgdfserdtfhgjkh October 26, 2017