The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.
by Sunyshine August 24, 2020
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any person can run at wooden spoon speed.
any person can run at wooden spoon speed.
by JehovahsWittnessProtectionUnit April 12, 2010
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The act of watching a movie or TV show by either skipping through it or using fast forward, only pausing to watch certain sections. This technique might be used for a number of reasons due to;
1. The show/movie being slow or boring so as to get to the more exciting parts.
2. Re-watching a show or movie in order to get to your favorite scenes or sections.
3. You don't have enough time to watch the whole show/movie at normal speed.
1. The show/movie being slow or boring so as to get to the more exciting parts.
2. Re-watching a show or movie in order to get to your favorite scenes or sections.
3. You don't have enough time to watch the whole show/movie at normal speed.
1. 'The plot and story line of that movie was so appalling that I just ended up speed watching it to get to the fighting scenes'.
2. 'I must of watch that porno you lent me a hundred times by now. I usually just end up speed watching it up to the bit with the hot as blonde twins'.
3. 'I didn't have enough time before class to watch the documentary that the lecture wanted us to, so I just speed watched it. I think that i got the general idea and the important bits out of it'.
2. 'I must of watch that porno you lent me a hundred times by now. I usually just end up speed watching it up to the bit with the hot as blonde twins'.
3. 'I didn't have enough time before class to watch the documentary that the lecture wanted us to, so I just speed watched it. I think that i got the general idea and the important bits out of it'.
by Benson C October 7, 2008
Get the Speed Watching mug.When you start masturbating, call from your bedroom to a parent and try to cum before they make it upstairs.
Boy:MUM!!!
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.
by Adventchild November 12, 2009
Get the Speed Wank mug.The minimum speed that should be even considered safe to travel at, unless weather conditions are that messy to deem otherwise.
Speed Limit 55 on the Interstate means driving below that speed can be considered an impediment to the flow of traffic.
by NWeiner July 19, 2010
Get the Speed Limit mug.Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....
Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !
by Fav February 15, 2008
Get the speed baggin' mug.1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
by Light Joker August 22, 2007
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