by Smokingweedissober March 2, 2025
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by JaMcDP June 27, 2025
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Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”
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by oglimekiller March 31, 2025
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John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
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