Smutty Jesus 

Smutty Jesus

A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.

"What's the matter Amelia?"

"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."

"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."

Smutty Jesus by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

Slutterati 

(-plural noun) Not to be confused with the glitterati, the slutterati are famous for their penchant for sleeping with legendary numbers of men and their general slutty demeanor and reputations.

"Loose women".

Paris Hilton and the rest of her slutterati crew have to do kegel exercises just to keep their guts from falling out through their distended fishcaves on to the dance floor.

Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.

Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?

Slutterati by Leisure Class Hero September 20, 2010

Carpe Sluttem 

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).

"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"

Carpe Sluttem by gentaXY August 9, 2009

Scutty 

A person who is deemed dirty, disgusting, nasty or trife due to physical appearance and/or personality

-Would you ever date him?
-*Ewww, no. His hair is greasy and he doesn't shower.
-That's so true! He is kind of scutty.
-*Exactly

Scutty by yang yang chi August 29, 2010

Smutty 

Brooklyn lingo for saying something is cool, nice

Diamonds super smutty think my wrist need a replay

I pulled up in the Louis fit real smutty

Smutty by LickGodLun November 26, 2018

Slutterbutter 

The act of being a giant slut/whore.
Also, a term of endearment.

OMG! Did you see Dan with that girl last night? She was SUCH a slutterbutter.

Girl to her friend: "Love you slutterbutter." <3

Slutterbutter by HRA623 June 11, 2011

Sluttification

A sexual fetish in which a previously non-slutty girl is turned into slut. Differs from Bimbofication in that, while a sluttified girl will lose her sexual inhibitions and morality, she will not lose her overall intelligence.

See also Slutification.

André enjoyed reading Sluttification erotica because he liked seeing girls twisted into sexual deviants.

Sluttification by DeezNuts515 February 7, 2020