seaside snapper

a female with crabs

fuck sakes man had to go to the clinic the day, that bird from last week was a right seaside snapper.

by mazooma May 24, 2010

Ripper Snapper

a large line of cocaine

lets do some ripper snappers

by hotshot99 September 12, 2012

Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022

Sharper

a person who is extremely smart even though they may not always show it.

a person possessing an extremely large penis, more in length than width but can very from person to person

Person # 1 - damn that was the biggest dick i've ever seen
Person # 2 - you must have been with a sharper
Person # 3 - how did you know?

by kaliffa1122 January 23, 2011

Satellite-Shopper

Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.

I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!

by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005

shappening

what's happening (based on the ellipsis "sup")

Person 1: Shappening?
Person 2: Nothing much, how 'bout you?

by Timato Five March 17, 2004

snapper licker

*A small lap dog usually owned by a woman. You know the type of dog that couldn't possibly be useful for anything else.
*A dog presumed to be skilled in the art of cunnilingus, but the term is really just used in jest.

(This term was coined by my great grandfather)

Did you see Maria's friend got herself one of those little snapper licker dogs? Her new full time job will be cleaning up tootsie rolls left all over the house.

by Autohaulic January 19, 2008