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Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.
I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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LA Session

Sessions gene run strong , most magnificent pipe ever .
La session has the best dick ever
by Fuckboyfan November 26, 2020
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EPPS Sessions

An educational session of huge proportions, known not only for its irrelevence and time consumption, but for its ability to suck the life out of every single person attending
Heather: I'm really bored of this EPPS Sessions
Richard: Really? I don't care, I'm playing Rat on a Scooter!
by Rat on a scooter February 5, 2010
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schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
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Red Face Session

An advice-sharing session over drinks for East Asians who lack the enzymes to break down alcohol.
From the web series, Tokens: Season 2, Episode 203. Sammie rushes into Bubble Tea, saying , "I need another Red Face session."
by Roundstone April 10, 2023
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having an acoustic session

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.
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Sessionable

An adjective for someone or someone's body parts that inspire a lengthy love making session.
Omg girls, have to say, Steve's such a sessionable guy.

Frankie, I know we are at breakfast with friends hearing this right now, but your ass is so sessionable.
by Kinkyhagguslover August 13, 2022
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