mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping

"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"

by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

private session

When your Spotify is on private so your friends can’t see your partaking in sad nibba hours

Damn last night I had a fat private session listening to I fall apart

by Sad nibba December 18, 2017

Bulldog session

To have a meeting or verbal exchange with a friend or acquaintance about things getting one down or new information

My coworker Jimmy and I spent all day having a bulldog session at work yesterday

by SoundSpllicer April 5, 2020

LA Session

Sessions gene run strong , most magnificent pipe ever .

La session has the best dick ever

by Fuckboyfan November 26, 2020

coco session

A term used by those working in dementia wards, apparently to refer to wild sex

Brit: "A coco session soon would do me good ;)"

Michael: "Geez Brit you didn't have to get so graphic!"

by werrd. July 23, 2020