Schmerg

Furry blast

"Schmerg, schmerg, schmerg..."
"What does schmerg mean?"
"Furry blast."

by cockdestroyer999999 January 18, 2025

Schmeel

Basically a vape, but it is communal and shared between friends during the duration of the vapes lifetime.

"Yo bro your times up, pass the Schmeel."
"Cmon, just a few more hits."

by friendlydino February 11, 2025

schmeee

A school yard slang term that was fostered in to reality at the play ground at Melton middle school in Louisiana. In this microcosm it was used to run up on a fellow class mate and yell SCHMEEE in there ear to incite a response for them to chase you and for you to run away startling the victim.(circa 1994 Milton, Louisiana.)

Taylor a truly rambunctious kid of sorts ran up to Tonya a girthy black chick screamed SCHMEEE from behind provoking Tonya to run at him and stumble over her feet.

by Oberstgrupennfurer February 14, 2025

schmeef

Being a schmeef is being schmeef

you are the best schmeef

by HXW March 1, 2025

Schmee'd

When you're hitting your girls backdoor, and upon pullout, a copious amount of turd flies out. Hitting both you and everything around you.

Can also be used as a verb, to schmee.

"I met up with this girl last night, and she schmee'd everywhere!"

"I'll never do anal again. I can't be schmee'd on again"

by Thatguybenson April 25, 2025

Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once

Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.

by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025

Schmeep

meh, whatever

"The new album was mostly schmeep, some good some bad."

by Peeping on you August 28, 2025