an obnoxious odor, originating from anal dreads in a mans ass crack
doing something stupid when blacked out and then pissing/shitting yourself/bed
doing something stupid when blacked out and then pissing/shitting yourself/bed
man, i gotta shower, im so schliem rite now.
whats that smell? its so schliem
hey, you hear what happend to brad? he got blacked out and schliem'd himself last night. kim was mad
whats that smell? its so schliem
hey, you hear what happend to brad? he got blacked out and schliem'd himself last night. kim was mad
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If you take the integral of my dick from "a" to "b" then it would equal infinity;
Paul: I have a schlifinity
Maheshwar: aww lucky I have a schlinverted aka a vagina
Paul: I have a schlifinity
Maheshwar: aww lucky I have a schlinverted aka a vagina
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The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.
The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.
"Dude today at Six Flags I was standing with the group in line for the Superman, but then Charles and Fatima cut up and totally scheissmeistered me."
"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"
"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"
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