Spam Javelin

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

by Darren November 26, 2001

spam school

Colleges that no one has heard of that send random high school students information about their school without their consent (usually has some religious affiliation)

Mother: "*insert name here*, you got a letter from Southern Texas Baptist University. It sounds like they want you at their school"

Student: "Ugh, not another spam school. Toss that out... why would they even send me that? I'm Jewish!"

by Jart1014 September 20, 2009

Spam Hulahoop

The spam-like hole in the middle of your anus, where the chocolate comes from.

(In Mr. Bean voice...) Oooh, hello sailor... do you want to finger my spam hulahoop? .... please...

by The chocolatier February 11, 2005

Spam Jumper

"Spam Jumping" is a term used by angry noobs and 10 year olds in Murder Mystery 2 on Roblox. Apparently, if you jump more than 3 times, you're SpAm JuMpEr and should be banned from the game forever. Remember, kids, you're not allowed to use any technique in Murder Mystery 2, or you'll piss a little kid off.

poopystinkyfart56234 (Level 18): "u nob u r just a spam jumper lol u not good at this game u nob lololol"

WwwxxxDfDg (Level 60): "Yes, I'M the noob."

by Not a dumba$$ July 21, 2022

Spam Javelin

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.

by Al October 13, 2003

spam on toast

Amazing meal for all day

yo wants m spam on toast for breakie, lunch and dinner?

by BREADBIN April 12, 2004

spam purse

vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc

Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse

by jamfsob August 12, 2003