When your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your anal sphincter with his index finger. You can't run and you can't scream. You just take it like a man until he lets loose.
This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.
This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.
It wouldn't be a traditional Thanksgiving at Roger's house without an old fashioned Uncle Rusty. Roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
Get the Uncle Rusty mug.1. Act of squatting behind a male and performing annilingus while also performing hand stimulation on same male's penis.
2. a brass wind instrument operated by moving a slide to create differences in pitch that has iron oxide on its surface usually from prolonged exposure to moisture.
2. a brass wind instrument operated by moving a slide to create differences in pitch that has iron oxide on its surface usually from prolonged exposure to moisture.
by Burnt Biscuit July 24, 2008
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by gary anton November 29, 2003
Get the rusty sherrifs badge mug.An alcoholic beverage which consists of one shot of Jack Daniels whiskey, one 12oz Natural Light beer, one ice cube, and a splash of orange juice. The drinker must finish the drink before the ice cube has melted.
Warning: Drinking Rusty Tunas may result in lots of chest hair.
Warning: Drinking Rusty Tunas may result in lots of chest hair.
by Bleach Johnson February 17, 2007
Get the rusty tuna mug.when your penis slips out having sex while shes on the rag and you grab it to put it back in you get a rusty palmer
My girl was raggin it last night and i ended up with a Rusty Palmer. It's all good though, i gave her a Wilson to get my hand clean.
by Chuck Diesel April 8, 2007
Get the Rusty Palmer mug.A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.
Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.
by Helvetesturm October 21, 2013
Get the rusty balloon knot mug.favorite piece of trash of Oscar the Grouch, as referenced by the song "I Love Trash" on the album "Sesame Street - Platinum All Time Favorites"
"I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash"
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash"
by cannon2001 March 23, 2009
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