dud root 

A man/woman who is really bad in bed.

I picked up a stunner last night, but was bitterly disappointed when I got her home - she was a dud root.

dud root by Manaz December 24, 2003

Whatever floats your root beer 

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.

Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.

Whatever floats your root beer by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005

dingle root 

A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.

My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!

dingle root by Gshat April 2, 2017

hooded root 

Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.

"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"

"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."

hooded root by Erika Butler June 20, 2008

Sook ma root 

Scottish for "Suck my cock"

ned 1 - "Fuck you da dobber"
ned 2 - "sook ma root ya nugget"

Sook ma root by AppleAssassin August 12, 2010

wouldn't root her for practice

A saying used when a person finds a particular individual or individuals less than desirable in a sexual sense.

Male 1: Britney Spears is such a spunk.
Male 2: I wouldn't root her for practice.

Also for more than one person....

Girlfriend: Don't you think the chicks on Sex and the City are hot?
Boyfriend: I wouldn't root them for practice.
Girlfriend: Awww that's so sweet. Let's have a root now.

wouldn't root her for practice by BrizVegas August 2, 2006

jim root

jim root is a guotar player for the band SlipKnoT... he is awesome!

you: wow hear that guitar solo. its grate!
me: yer..thats Jim root!

jim root by silje marie bryhn July 16, 2006