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Whatever floats your root beer

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.
Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.
by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005
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dingle root

A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.
My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!
by Gshat April 2, 2017
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hooded root

Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.
"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"

"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."
by Erika Butler June 20, 2008
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Sook ma root

ned 1 - "Fuck you da dobber"
ned 2 - "sook ma root ya nugget"
by AppleAssassin August 12, 2010
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A saying used when a person finds a particular individual or individuals less than desirable in a sexual sense.
Male 1: Britney Spears is such a spunk.
Male 2: I wouldn't root her for practice.

Also for more than one person....

Girlfriend: Don't you think the chicks on Sex and the City are hot?
Boyfriend: I wouldn't root them for practice.
Girlfriend: Awww that's so sweet. Let's have a root now.
by BrizVegas August 2, 2006
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jim root

jim root is a guotar player for the band SlipKnoT... he is awesome!
you: wow hear that guitar solo. its grate!
me: yer..thats Jim root!
by silje marie bryhn July 16, 2006
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Mexican Root Canal

Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.
He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.
by Rule_34 February 4, 2009
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