hairy rectum

A HAIRY ASSHOLE

i have a hairy rectum because my russian vodka isn't distilled four times

by MY ASS March 19, 2014

suckle my rectum

self-explanatory!!

what the 'cold snap' of january 2010 (2/3 of usa!) can do!!!!!!!!!!)

he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!

encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!

the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Double Decker Rectum Wrecker

The act of taking a shit so massive that it makes your anus bleed as it leaves your ass cannon, the sheer magnitude of this mega turd smashes against the water causing a tsunami that

eventually splashes your buttcheeks.

Do you have an ass bandage I just destroyed myself with that double decker rectum wrecker that I left in the toilet bowl.

by Yourmomsjuicypussy April 11, 2023

rectumize

To rectify forcefully

We need to rectumize this situation.

by bangem June 17, 2003

rectum rubber

A rectum rubber is another term used for poofter

There was a rectum rubber ramming his pooh proder up the rectum rubbers date

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

rectum

A collision of one or more objects.

girl: That was too close I thought you'd rectum.
boy: Rectum hell. Damn near sphinter!

by kozykole May 8, 2003

rectum raider

a gay man who has deep anal sex, like regan C.

Regan C is the chief rectum raider, because he's gay.

by John Fishe February 23, 2008