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wow brett raymond made tonight genuine
by cozzareid February 19, 2023
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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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Daniel Raymond

Someone who has ADHD and is mostly the smartest kid in school. And is taller then most people in his class. He likes any type of military (Navy, Airforce or Army). Everybody likes him and he is very good at other languages. He loves vacations too.
Jacob: Hey Daniel Raymond you are so cool

Daniel Raymond: YES I AM
by The Butt Licker February 16, 2024
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rob raymond

a south park loving band director that really doesn’t give a shit, except once every other week when he gets moody
rob raymond loves to repeat life stories everyday
by fugly cunt March 18, 2024
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rob raymond

a south park loving autistic acting bald band director who doesn’t give a shit except for once every 2 weeks when he gets moody
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Dirty Raymond

When your out drinking with your buddies and you abruptly decide to leave the bar at 12 AM sharp bc your girl who you claim is not your girl wants u to come over so you argue with your buddy who ride with you and drop him off at the top of the hill then proceed to drive to Warwood and have sex with said 40 year old woman and tuck her kids into bed immediately after without washing your hands.
Damn Johnny boy bailed on us last night, pulled the old Dirty Raymond when we were just trying to chill at the Third Alarm and have a good time.
by Carryon Johnson April 11, 2024
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Addy Raymond

A slang term for the prescription ADHD medication adderall.
Don't talk to me till I've had my Addy Raymond.

Yeah we have a project due at 11:59 but don't worry I'll pop an Addy Raymond get it done in 2 hours.
by Finnygin March 8, 2026
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