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Ford Ranger

A truly badass truck made from 1983-2011 and 2018-current. A fucking good quarter ton with plenty of room. Just don't think your getting too many bells and whistles tho. In Canada these are known as f whoppers and really are good.

One bad thing: once people know you have one there goes your weekends.

P.s: if you want to haul beer kegs illegally, this is your best shot. Throw those fuckers in sideways and throw a tarp over and your fine.
Hey, can I borrow your ford ranger to haul some beer kegs and possibly ass?

Count me in!
by Homicidal toddler January 21, 2018
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Rangers Minded

Rangers Minded (commonly pronouced ra Rangers minded) is the term used to describe certain sections of ra Rangers support.

The clue in in the name r ANGER s,

To be part of the ra Rangers Minded one must be:-

1) In constant state of Permarage (this is a must)

2) Hate everything Green

3) Hate everything Celtic

4) Cause utter Carnage at the sight of a screen cutting off, refer to ra Rangers Minded in Manchester 08.

5) Hate everything Celtic

6) Get permarage at people saying you have permarage GRRR!!

7) Hate anything Catholic

8) Deflect, Deny & Lie to anyone who mentions Rangers Minded.

9) Celebrate Celtics Failure more then Ra Rangers Success.

10) If you have not perfected the war Cry " Weeeeee Arrrrrraaaaaa Peeeeeeeeppppooooooo" then you simply cannot be part ra Rangers Minded.

11) Must Must Must have a Monobrow that twitches uncontrollably at anything Green, Celtic or Irish. If you do not have one, buy one, If like most of ra Rangers minded you do not have a Job and cant buy one, steal a Permanent marker and draw one.

12) Hate anything Celtic

13) Hate the Pope

14) Pyoor hate the fact that yoor in Big Jocks Shadow and create a campaign to try Blacken his name

15) If defeated on Old Firm day and ra Monobrow is twitching in Overdrive and the Permarage has kicked in, you Must Batter the Mrs to a pulp, if she is out wae ra weans shoppin at Lidls, boot the dug aboot!!

16) Be an avid Supporters of ra Rangers Fc AKA Crimewatch Fc

17) To wreak Havoc on any City you visit with your fellow minded Losers

These are just some examples of how to become part of Ra Rangers Minded.
Q - why did those 10 men with blue tops batter the living daylights of that innocent bystander??

A - He had a hint of green in his T-Shirt and they are part of ra Rangers Minded.

also

"Weeeeeee aaaarrrrraaaaa Peeeeeeppppooooo"

"Whats is that whale of a man out there shouting"

Oh hes shouting "we are the people", hes part of ra rangers Minded.
by DavidEdgar.FTP. August 21, 2009
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Blue Ranger

It is woman is deepthroating so far she can't breathe and turns blue.
Man she totally went blue ranger on my birthday
by 3.1459 May 25, 2009
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Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
by Laleph December 14, 2010
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rangers

Scottish Premierleague football (soccer) club formed in 1872.
Officially Glasgow Rangers Football Club.
Play home games at Ibrox Stadium, Glasgow. 51,000 all-seater
Won European Cup Winners Cup in 1972
"Rangers are one of the best supported football clubs in the world"
"Some people say that Rangers vs Celtic is the biggest and most exciting derby macth in world football"
"It is essential that a club the size of Rangers aims to be champions of Europe, however their strategy for doing so does not seem to be working"
by Jack Adder December 19, 2004
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Ranger

Damn them little Rangers are tough buggers!
by Supa Cab! January 31, 2005
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Free Range Yard Ape

Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.

When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.

In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."

Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!

Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
by Some Dumbass October 14, 2008
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