It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.
Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!
Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?
Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.
Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?
Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.
Bloke 2: Get out of my life.
Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?
Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.
Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?
Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.
Bloke 2: Get out of my life.
by The Nipple Perfectionist June 20, 2012
a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.
She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.
by Big_BB February 24, 2010
The weight to tit ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their fuckability. It is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat asses than small breasted women. However, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger tits, to an extent. The weight to tit ratio helps men decide if the tits are worth the fat. The exact definition is:
T/(W^2)=F
Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.
T/(W^2)=F
Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.
Guy 1: "Damn Look at that chicks tits!"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"
by wiggly22 November 14, 2009
by baconlover1213 October 11, 2012
The skeet skeet ratio is the ratio of your own skeet to that of everyone else's skeets when you play soggy waffle.
A high skeet skeet ratio means that the skeet present in the soggy waffle is mainly comprised of your own brand.
by Blaine Carter October 18, 2007
Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head
4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 09, 2019
Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that
ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty
where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and
k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:
beauty ∝ξ
ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty
where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and
k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:
beauty ∝ξ
Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
by hoz0r July 23, 2010