tooth to head ratio 

In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.

I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.

tooth to head ratio by scow buba March 22, 2009

Daniel Webster Ratio

Extremely large of males in the presence of a small number of females. Named after the college in Nashua, NH where the girl to guy ratio is close to 1:10.

Pat: Dude theres so much fucking sausage at this party.
Dave: Yeah, I think i only see like 4 girls and 40 guys here.
Pat: I see the Daniel Webster Ratio is in effect!

Daniel Webster Ratio by DWCpilot July 30, 2008

Natty to Slampiece Ratio 

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

Natty to Slampiece Ratio by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

felatio ratio 

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.

"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!

felatio ratio by scatbrat April 16, 2009

game ratio 

your game ratio is the expression of the theory of game, based on those you date in ratio to your income. the equation: take the average hotness of the people you've dated and put it in proportion to your yearly income. for example, the last 3 chicks/dudes you were with had an average (based on looks/personality etc.) rating of 80. your yearly income is $40,000 so your ratio is pretty good. the assumption is that if you make less money, it takes more game to bag hotter subjects. if you already ballin', your game has to be extra to up your ratio - if you make $100,000 a year you better be hitting straight diiiiimes all the time.

"who's that hot chick?"

"oh you tryin' to raise your game ratio?"

"always."

game ratio by black ruby November 10, 2009

filletio ratio 

simply the guy to girl ratio in any given situation.

Dude: "Yo i heard this party's going to be insane!"
Dude 2: "Yea man, it's rumored there will be a filletio ratio of like 1 to 3!"

filletio ratio by yungkillainmanilla April 14, 2014

bullshit ratio

The amount of effort needed to disprove bullshit. A high bullshit ratio means that you need a large amount of time to disprove the bullshit. A low bullshit ratio means that only a small amount of time is needed.

The main principal is that "The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it".

See also: Gish Gallop

I was going to argue with that guy, but it hit me his arguments have a high bullshit ratio. Ain't nobody got time for that shit, man.

bullshit ratio by alexandria_ February 23, 2018