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Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.
"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a preying mantis farm ..."
by Plush Terry August 5, 2004
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pringle

Strange, odd and disconcerting person. Much like the food stuff that is a potato chip, but not really a potato chip
That new guy is a fucking pringle. I wouldn't be surprised if he has his whole family and a pack of squirrels buried under his crawl space.
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
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Pringlific

A better way of saying 'Prigles are the best Crisps in the world' Without spitting onto a little ginger monkey that follows me around in I.T and Eletronics.
That sex was Pringlific
by Git hater January 24, 2003
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Praying Mantis

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...
That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!
by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006
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pringle surprise

a food stuff (pringle) covered in semenal fluid and fed to another person without the knowledge of the seminal fluid.
that girl had a pringle surprise and through up !
by james castell February 21, 2009
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Praying Mantis

A girl that walks like a fucking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. She has huge bug eyes and no boobs. She will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.
Person 1: My friend won't stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
Person 2:Youve got a Praying Mantis.
by 1621122 November 3, 2011
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pringled

When you slice the corners of your lips with a pringle or any other type of crisp.
Jim sat by the swimming pool eating some crisps. His lips were allready splitting at the corners. When he put the pringle in his mouth he sliced his allready cut lips with the pringle resulting in some pain. he was therefore 'pringled'
by mickalodean June 8, 2009
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