Tumblr Famous People

people who either
1. post naked pictures
2. own a 5,000 dollar camera
3. take cute pictures with their boyfriend/girlfriend
4. are flawless
5. all of the above

me: *post epic picture*
-10 minutes later.... 2 notes
tumblr famous people: *post picture of grass*
-10 minutes late....1,000 notes

by thatonechickkkk May 26, 2012

chimney people

A spiritual being that lives on a house. If you stand outside and yell, the echo returning is nonetheless voice of the chimney person living on YOUR house. they are closely related to the predominate mugwump, who, have never before been seen by the human. The only to see this creature is Chin Chin a fat native.

chimney people are only seen on brunet st.

by mugwump99 March 26, 2008

Swamp people

A show about huntin' alligators and living on the swamp. The people are so redneck that they have to put subtitles when they speak. These people are cajun and their ancestors have been huntin gators for over 300 years. They are committed to their way of life and living off the land

Quotes from Swamp People "das a tree-shaka

Chootem Clant Chootem!!!"--Troy a character on the show
"Gators not a stupid animal. It don't take'em long to learn, they learn...quick"(snap)-- Junior

by Sex Demon April 17, 2012

stupid people

95% of the people who submitted inane definiitions for this web-tionary

by I R STOOPID PEEPULLZ October 2, 2003

pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

by melmau November 17, 2007

We don't believe you, you need more people

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.

Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

First world problem

Problems related to the difficulty of living in a first world country.

My 7 dollar starbucks latte came with ONE espresso shot instead of the TWO I asked for!

Fuck the third world, I have first world problems.

by rampage3318 September 29, 2011