Procrastobating

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation

I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator

by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012

procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013

procrastivation

Avoiding the important task at hand by instead doing lots of other, less important tasks. Misplaced motivation, mixed with procrastination, which results in a sense of accomplishment for a lot of things, except that one thing which you were meant to do.

Fern sat down to do her essay, but due to procrastivation, she instead ended up applying for several jobs and cleaning out her spam email folder.

by LustStarrr November 8, 2013

procrastination

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dan is the king of procrastination

by fangirl? October 26, 2016

Procrastination

What you are doing right now by reading this definition.

I'll write this sentence later, not that this is procrastination or anything.

by Spider._.Webster June 12, 2017

Procrastination

An essential thing to do during projects.

I mean, the project is due in 2 days... but I'm the greatest procrastinator in the world. I'll do it tomorrow. Procrastination king!

by ZappingThunder June 1, 2018