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procer

Term used when a person is so awesome and inspiring that you have to use a word better than an idol. It can be someone you know or a celebrity/historical figure.
My friend inspires me so much. She’s totally my procer.
by wdysvero September 8, 2019
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Porcelain Cinnamon

Porcelain cinnamon is what's left on the back of the toilet bowl when a lad in front of you wipes his bum when he finishes pooping. It's a mixture of toilet paper, feces, and butt hair. The position one must get in to wipe adequately often lends itself to quite a bit of the sediment left behind on the seat. One must always be wary of the porcelain cinnamon prior to sitting down on the bowl themselves.
The lad in front of me left quite a bit of porcelain cinnamon behind, so I'm going to need to clean off this toilet seat before I sit down.
by MeatSweats69 December 11, 2019
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Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top
I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
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Pricel

Someone who tries to sound smart online when they don't know what they're talking about.
Jim: "Have you seen Pricels new post?"
Terry: "I did, it gave me an aneurism"
by ilikedogstheyrekindacool June 1, 2021
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porcelain flambe

When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.
Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!
by Little g money October 20, 2021
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Propeller

Usually a petite woman that you dream of having sex with by attaching the "propeller" to your knob and forcefully turning it around so that she becumes a spinning object.
Christina in the gym is a real propeller
by Captain Bonk March 31, 2022
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priceless airloom

Da supposedly-magical-and-therefore-immensely-valuable weaving-device dat's described in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale, and dat could purportedly create clothing dat would vanish into space and remain invisible except to those individuals in da Emperor's commonwealth who were fit for da position dat they were employed in.
Da two shyster-weavers in Hans Christina Anderson's famous tale of psychology claimed to possess a "priceless airloom" dat created magical garments, but in reality it was just an ordinary weaving-device wif nothing but "thin air" in its thread-processing apparatus.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
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