Plotch

A very offensive and vulgar term used to define a woman who is poor or broke.

"Hey john, I want you to meet my mother."

"No brandy, I'd rather not. I've seen that plotch digging through trash cans for her next meal before."

by Some fucktard June 23, 2017

plot up

When you select an area to sit/stand/dance for the day with a friend

Everybody knows the Double Act Plot Up in the Techno Tent, but they never plot up in Aldershot Nando's.

You would never catch The Double Act plotted up with Gemma, she isn't allowed to plot up with them!

by Drakey_Hall September 20, 2017

platz

Form of bling-bling which consists primarily of platinum.

I flashed my platz at the hos with mah rims still spinnin'

by cooldude September 23, 2004

Potz and Pans

Extremely cool people. If you're a Potz and Pans you've got everything going for you.
You're a mixture of Potz, slightly crazy but with tang and Pans suitably wonderful.

You: You're so Potz and Pans.
Me: Thanks

by Kid Potz April 20, 2009

Good for the Plot

Doing what will be good for you. Whether that means making choices that will get you closer to where you want to be in life, or just simply making a choice that is going to benefit your “plot”

Example 1-
Person 1: I think I’m gonna quit my job man, I hate my new coworker…

Person 2: Do what’s good for the plot bro

Example 2-
Person 1: I got drunk and dropped out of school

Person 2: Sounds like it was bad for the plot …

by rytales June 18, 2022

potz

a form of computer in russia.

Vladamir has one mighty powerful potz

by abraham solomon January 15, 2004

otter plotter

Similar to faghag, an otter plotter is a woman who has a close friendship with an homosexual. In order to be an OTTER PLOTTER, however, the homosexual man must be an otter. Which means (1) that he must be masculine, and (2) he must be less hairy and generally trimmer in shape than a BEAR.

You know that manly, in shape gay guy that works at the gym? The one that doesn't really act gay? Well (insert female name here) is his otter plotter! THATS why they're always together - she's totally single and you can still ask her out.

by Love sequins hate glitter November 3, 2012