cell phone

A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable ringtone (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)

That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell phone for half an hour. The next time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his ass.

by MrFranklin July 1, 2006

Phone Rodeo

When someone leaves you a voicemail and you call them back and are forced to leave them a voicemail as well. Different than phone tag, this is phone rodeo. Yeee-haw!

Hi, this is Natasha returning your call. I guess we're playing phone...uh...phone rodeo. Give me a call when you get this. Thanks!

by Netgina January 17, 2012

phone charger

Something you use so you can use to charge your phone. So you can talk to your girlfriend & she doesn't get mad.

My phones on 1% I'm gonna go plug it up to my phone charger.

by Softball1379 January 22, 2016

phone spooning

Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.

Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!

Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?

by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012

Failular phone

When you are in an area with little or no service and your call gets dropped or is never made in a time of need.

Colleen was in the subway and needed directions ASAP but her failular phone didnt work and she didnt get her dream job!

by bricol7000 November 3, 2008

Phone Bitch

Someone who will only talk bad to you over the phone rather than in person

She a real phone bitch she likes to talk a lot of shit on the phone but won’t do anything in person

by Lathenf April 24, 2018

Phone-noser

Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.

Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.

by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017