Minh-Khoa Pham

The most autistic and dumbest kid in the world.
This dumb bastard is truly a dumb pleb because all he does during school breaks is go find some worms and collect them with his pet rock collection.

The hobo called out pleb as soon as he the dumb bastard's face named, Minh-Khoa Pham

by the donut lord (steve) September 12, 2016

Pearmund

'Or Pear Mound.' Noun. A pear shaped abscess immediately inside the rectum. Typically caused by a gross over indulgence in penatrative anal sex.

Found almost exclusively in red headed males. One instance was thought to have been identified in a brown haired female but it was later ruled out as a case of the Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.

Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.

Charlie: 'Bertie thinks I'm beginning to get a nasty little Pearmund in my arse.'

Me: 'Who's Bertie?'

Charlie: 'My BF.'

Me: 'Ok.'

by B.Weatherall May 5, 2009

eggplant parm

n. a sexual act that occurs during a womans menstrual period and when completed loosely resembles a cheap version of eggplant parmigiana, after having sex with a menstruating woman (the blood represents tomato sauce), the male then defecates onto her bloody vagina (the "eggplant") followed by the male ejaculating on top of the fecal matter ("parmesan cheese"). If more tomato sauce is required to complete the effect, the woman can be punched in the nose.

My girlfriend is so freaky, she loves it when I give her the "eggplant parm"

by M.M. 108 May 2, 2006

Pearman

A man whose body is shaped like a pear. Common Characteristics are: Prominent Child bearing hips, khaki shorts accompanied by long white socks, and very feminine postures.

Look at that Pearman! His child bearing hips make him look like he has birthed quintuplets all at once!

by Dirts McGraw December 2, 2009

pharming

The act of using prescription drugs to get high.

I went to a pharming party last night and got so high. :

by Amber Static December 23, 2006

Parmi

An abbreviation of Parmigiana. Quintessential Australian Pub fare. A crumbed Schnitzel, usually Chicken (or Beef or Veal) topped in Napolitana sauce, mozzarella cheese and (often) ham. Typically accompanied by a Pint of beer.

Parmi is the proper abbreviation, as opposed to Victorian's that drink their “Parmas” with their dainty little Pots (of beer)

Mike. Hey mate do you wanna head down the pub for a Pint and Parmi?

Sam. Sure mate. Been slaving away all week and have been hanging for knock off so we can hit up the front bar.

by The_Dodger October 29, 2010

Parmer

A huge, but smooth penis. A penis all of the beautiful ladies can enjoy. Except for Cher.

Can I play with your Parmer

by MR DOO DOO PANTS April 12, 2009