Penavorie

A person that delights in eating dick.

Bro, Sam got his dick eaten by a Penavorie!

by nOtAPervErt184553 December 13, 2021

Penavallus

Penavallus is an individual that lies about the stupidest shit for no apparent reason. This individual can be seen lying for recognition, appraisal and/or no apparent reason, just natural instinct at this point.

Person 1: Yo, I'm sorry I could not pay you on time. My parents are going through a divorce.
Person 2: Nigga, I just saw your parents yesterday fucking in the kid's section in "Toys R Us"
Person 1: Bru, that wasn't them. Those were my Uncles that fought in Afghanistan in the 18th century
Person 2: You a Penavallus ONG

by CBI(Cock&Ball-Intelligence) April 19, 2022

Penando

A lovable racist with an eternal crush he can't confess to. If he does, he must die.

"Such a Penando post!"

by AshMadeMeDoIt August 21, 2022

Penaldo

A fraud.

Oh, he's never scored in a World Cup KO game? Must be a Penaldo

by Trsx487 June 8, 2023

Penaldo

Once upon a time a ghost was seen roaming the lands of Lithuania, Faroe Island, Luxembourg, Ireland and more low ranked teams and countries. The ghost's name was Penaldo, aka Tapinaldo, aka Benchnaldo. This ghost was special. He is known for only scoring penalties. The population of the countries mentioned above claimed to see Penaldo the Ghost stealing pens, short for penalties. He lives by penalties and only penalties. It's like a drug to him. He lives under the GOAT's shadow, Leonel Messi. When Penaldo's fans saw Messi win the world cup, they said: >>PENALTY FOR ARGENTINA.<< But little did they know Penaldo and his finished Portugal lost to Morocco and took the airport home. Thus the the famous sentence Airport for Portugal came from.
To summarize, Penaldo is finished.

The son: Father, there's a ghost in my wardrobe!
The father: Don't worry, my son, It's only Penaldo. Lucky you don't have pens in your room. It's his drug.

The artist said, >>I have penaldo this race!<<
Meaning, I have finished this race.

by los patrones May 17, 2023

penalty footcase

Noun - a padded cover in which a person's shoe covers the toes.

He was suspended for wearing the penalty footcase as a member of the Guardada

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

Penashkis

Another name for a penis.

Randy has that burning sensation when he pees, he had to go to the doctor to get a swab. Randy told me that doctor just stuck that Q-tip all the way in his penashkis.

by Steady Teddy August 8, 2023