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paranoid reality

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.
Brent, you’re not paranoid, you have a paranoid reality!
by Hunt21 May 30, 2019
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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until you find out that your wife got murdered buy a ghost with a paranormal penis. What Hurts the Most is she wasn't screaming she was moaning. I'm just glad and hope she is resting in peace.
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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paranormal

the abnormal dysfunction of one's lower leg
"r u paranormal"
"yes"
by Xexdeh March 21, 2020
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Paranoid

Being scared of something to the point you don't trust it
Bob was a paranoid man who was scared of a virus
by Sasuke_uzumaki March 31, 2020
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Paranormalsexual

When your sexuality is focus on paranormal beings such as , aliens , elf's wizards demons , etc
I am paranormalsexual I love the elf emoji on Apple it look so beautiful I wanna fuck it
by Kxy April 14, 2020
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Paranoid Schizophrenic

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.
For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.
by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020
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