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ghost paranoia

A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."

Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."

Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"

Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
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panang

Panang is curry that is a popular favorite at many Thai restaurants.
Panang sounds similar to "punani" and is usually said outloud when reading a Thai menu for comic relief.
Even more hilarious when a resturant has the word "panang" in its name.
ex: www.panangthai.com sounds like a porn site
I'd like some of your PANANG!
by Markara December 18, 2005
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Parannoying

Andi: I'll leave you alone if you want...
Sam: What? No. What gave you that impression?
Andi: I dunno... I guess I'm just Parannoying
by Immortal-Jake September 13, 2010
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The Paranoid Monkeys

Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.
Listen to The Paranoid Monkeys here-

reverbnation.com/theparanoidmonkeys
by Satans nipple October 11, 2011
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Paranoid schizophrenic

The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.
John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!

Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!
by TontoTheScalper August 25, 2011
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paragina

scooping out some ones eyeball and fucking it
I gave that girl a hard paragina last night
by J.M.G˙˙ February 12, 2009
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parannoying

noun: to annoy or cause irritation on someone through paranoia.
when someone is constantly & frantically worrying so much that it's actually starting to annoy you.
(ie: "Will you just relax & stop worrying so damn much..!? You are really just 'parannoying' me..!)
by Don Vorry March 7, 2010
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