happy in the pants

intensely excited about something such that one's excitement rivals that of sexual pleasure

The release of Madden 2006 made Bob, an avid football gamer, happy in the pants.

by Nate910 May 1, 2006

Pajama Pants

What overweight food stamp people wear all the time so as they get fatter they expand with them

Chad : Wow look at all the Pajama Pant's in the store today!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding it's disgusting to see them fill there carts with junk food and pass right by the soap isle.
Chad : I know I bet when they have sex it smell's like rotten fish in there bed.
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Pajama Pants!
Chad : Get lost you fat smelly fucker!

by SlopNChop April 22, 2017

boots and pants

The basis of many rave, techno, Electronic Dance Music songs. Similar to boots and cats. Also the tune Maxwell the Pig grooves to.

"Man, I went to the bar and it was techno night. All I could hear was Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and....

by Maxwell the Pig May 9, 2014

Banging pants

Pants worn during or before the act of sexual intercourse that help facilitate intercourse. Generally they are pants that are easily pulled down or removed for purposes of sex. The pants can include a lube reservoir as well as a condom dispenser.

A girl wanted a quickie last night. Good thing I was wearing my banging pants so I was ready to go.

by Squids McKenzie October 31, 2009

Wear the Pants

1. To "wear the pants" in a relationship is to be the person in charge of the relationship, whether that being the man or the woman, even though it is usually the man.

1. Jane "Bitch, go do the laundry"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"

by EthanChrist March 29, 2010

Shitty Pants

1. An exclamation of extreme rage

2. When your expectations are shattered by bad news

(also known as a Shitty Pants Situation)

"Shitty Pants!"

"This couldn't get any worse, what a Shitty Pants Situation"

by 1234509876 August 26, 2009

pant dick

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

by Sanias June 29, 2005