Burnt Onion Ring

The result of not using a baby wipe after taking a dump.

I hate it when I run out of baby wipes. I end up with a burnt onion ring!

by bentrod December 4, 2010

cunt and onion

A term that can be used to replace any profanity in a cheerful yet meaningful manner, it is mostly appropriate when a profanity must be shouted. It is also often used when everything is going against you but you simply don't give a shit and is in this case expressed in the song; 'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'

playing FIFA and someone scores against you:

'oh cunt and onion!'

or

Your life's going to shit, the wife has left and you lost your job

'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'

by cuntandonionfc November 20, 2013

onion balls

A term used used to describe how your balls might smell, typicaly after walking around in the heat all day.

Damn bro its fucking hot out, I probably got a bad case of onion balls right now.

by MKasper August 9, 2006

onion loaf

Donald Trump's signature hairstyle

My ideal guy? Give him a fake tan and an onion loaf and he's a dreamboat.

by Nadradec July 24, 2015

big onion

A massive jiggly ass

Damn girl that is one huge fine ass - shake that big onion!

by radius_is_grumpy February 10, 2017

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005