squat pissing

When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping

Sarah: Wtf?!

Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise

Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!

by Alezf March 12, 2021

Piss wrapped

A Lancashire phrase for being soaked by rain.

Did you get caught out in that rain, Mike?

Yeah, I got bloody piss wrapped.

by Super Pooper July 16, 2013

take the piss

to mock someone

"He's taking the piss out of you"

by Pete January 20, 2004

piss and moan

to whine, complain or bitch about something in an annoying and aggravating manner

I hate hanging out with Bob anymore cuz all he does is piss and moan about losing his leg in that car accident.

by Cliff96 June 27, 2005

piss kink

i dunno but i have one!

oh my god piss is so hot, i think i might have a piss kink

by iheartmilfs727262727227 May 17, 2021

Rage-piss

The act of being so pissed off you lose all control of your bodily functions, particularly bladder control. Also accompanied by rage defecating and rage crying.

It happens when a gamer dies in game that they were very in to.

Person 1: *dies*

Person 2: Isn't that the sixth time you've died?

Person 1: *rage-pisses himself*

Person 2: It's everywhere!!

by TheMisterRazi September 27, 2010

smack the piss

To drink alcohol, usually in copious amounts.

Are we gonna smack the piss this weekend or what??

by markuz August 24, 2005