NPMO

Text for “no problemo”

Wife: can you pick up the kids?
Me: NPMO.... I

by Reasonable Dad July 10, 2018

NPOG

No pull out gang, you know you have that one friend.

Oh damn did you hear that bubba joined npog

The fuck is that

He forgot to pull out off a a ron.

Oof.

by Papabless3164 April 8, 2019

NPHE

NPHE is short for Nepiophile, Pedophile, Hebephile and Ephebophile. It's essentially the scum that hangs around at pride parades, hoping that they would somehow be accepted by normal people.

John: hey, I'm part of the NPHE
Thomas: *cocks shotgun* soon you won't be

by Chovek September 10, 2019

NPT

No panties Thursday

Hello hello its bubba the love sponge and it's (NPT) no panties Thursday, here in Tampa Bay.

by .$. May 7, 2020

Npc

Npc or bot have the same meaning. This means a person who is considered a background character or an insignificant person who acts, talks or walks like an npc video game character. The meaning npc can also be literal, like an npc who is stuck in the matrix and does whatever is told to that person like an npc in a video game.

Kid 1: walks normally like a human being would. Kid 2: NPC NPC!!!!!!
Kid 2: *Waves* Kid 1: NPC

by oogwayheigweimasteryoda December 19, 2022

NPC-Vibe

Nonplayer characters are a concept that most video game fans are familiar with; filler in a scene, though they may have a part in the script, not primary or even secondary; they are a background fabrication. They don't usually have defined roles or characters, the equivalency of a cardboard cut-out video image. The Nonplayer character vibe is when somebody puts off a feeling reminiscent of the empty, soulless vacuum of a nonplayer character.

I mentioned to a buddy that we were going through a tough time because of some weather conditions; he let me know that they were staying at five-star accommodations while skiing, and they had a hot tub and sauna; that was when I realized he was putting off an NPC-Vibe.

by Hixxz68 March 1, 2023

NPH

A NPH is when a guy does a line of cocaine off of a naked part of a women’s body. Usually the butt cheek or breast. Stomach can also be used but must be clarified that it was not a true NPH. Bonus points if the girl is a stripper. The NPH is a reference to Neil Patrick Harris’s roll in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. N.P.H. is the initials of Neil Patrick Harris but the term has this definition because of a scene in the movie where Neil Patrick Harris is with two naked strippers and snorts a line of cocaine off one of their butt cheeks.

Dude I went to Vegas this weekend and hooked up with this hot ass stripper. After a few drinks we ended up back at my hotel room, busted an NPH of her ass and then fucked her till the sun came up!

by Skinnyz September 30, 2008