ncea

1/The official qualification for New Zealand High School students.
2/Alarmingly sub-par. Used by New Zealand's social commentators in a striking display of wit.

1/Dude 1: Hey I just got 4 credits for writing a CV!
Dude 2: You're kidding me! I just worked my butt off to get four credits by communicating perceptive and comprehensive insight into an aspect of the classical world, in a manner which displays flair and/or original thought! No fair!!
2/Guy in newspaper: ...the whole thing is completely ncea...

by Steve_the_Panda December 15, 2008

NCFM

Nice catch fucking moron.

Poker related sentence, used where the opponent gets a miracle card that grants him the victory.

A: Yay I got a Royal Flush, I beat your quads!
B: NCFM

by MeisterJedah December 20, 2009

NCA

Not Camp Appropriate, 3 words generally used by counsellors at bible camp to stop doing anything anti-christ.

kid: let's go smoke some weed by the 'jesus loves you' sign.
kid2: sure
counsellor: kids, that is NCA.

by Vampire Ghost October 8, 2006

NCC-1701

The USS Enterprise, starship from the classic Star Trek TV series, ya numnuts!

Just give me NCC-1701. No A, B, C, D, or E!

by pentozali August 25, 2013

NCAA

A group of mostly older white men who mostly spend their time making sure that mostly young black men don't get paid.

Yo son, did you know that many NCAA executives are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars while they prevent the college athletes who actually bring in the dollars from making anything?

by ben_da_illest August 10, 2014

ncix

da computer store that pwnz

www.ncix.com
www.ncix.com
www.ncix.com

by you October 11, 2004

nCr

A program on calculators used to save one's ass in use of the binomial theorem.

I forgot to do my homework, so I used nCr to solve the problem quickly

by ocdfreak April 15, 2009