by brownman April 07, 2003
by Gabe July 13, 2003
1. An acronym used by many cynics as a way to express their hatred toward the corporate culture that they will never have the will power to escape. MTV is evidently not a major source of musical deterioration, as other sources (i.e. the internet, radio) has enlightened these cynics on what "true" music is, which fluxuates, as "true" music to one may be garbage to others, a rule that some have yet to realize is true. If one turns on MTV today, the music videos are only one minute long; the majority of MTV has turned into reality and dating television programs that are laced with small segments of music as use of an accent that you will find anywhere on any network. MTV is not facist; they do not control anyone, especially anyone that is placing a meaning on this website. If somebody enjoys the programs on MTV, it does not make them shallow, and it certainly does not make them a "societal tool used for profit".
2. MTV is Music Television. Started in the eighties, its programs have gradually grown farther from its original idea, thus causing much animosity from viewers who are looking for actual Music on their Televisions.
2. MTV is Music Television. Started in the eighties, its programs have gradually grown farther from its original idea, thus causing much animosity from viewers who are looking for actual Music on their Televisions.
Girl: "Tee-hee! I heart MTV!"
Man #1: "Ugh. You're just another cookie cutter fecal excretion of what the major industries call the american dream..."
Man #2: "Who isn't nowadays, doughboy."
Man #1: "Ugh. You're just another cookie cutter fecal excretion of what the major industries call the american dream..."
Man #2: "Who isn't nowadays, doughboy."
by J. Literal July 31, 2005
A tv chanel that everybody loves to hate for "being corporate." It should be noted that those people are in shitty ass bands that would sell their souls to get on MTV and get a recording contract from a label that people actually care about. Features some of the worlds hottest chicks if you exclude that skanky washup britney spears and christina aguilewhateverthefuck. Imortalized by the line "I Want My MTV."
Nerd- I hate mtv, die die die.
Me- Dumbass, you just are bitter because a)your shitty band sucks so hard recording execs are afraid to touch it and b)the gorgeous girls on it remind you how sad your fat pimply pale "girl"friend is and coz 50 cent reminds u that u are asexually shaped? And if you don't like pop or blink182-i don't either-change the chanel or turn off the tv. geez, what a fuckwad.
Me- Dumbass, you just are bitter because a)your shitty band sucks so hard recording execs are afraid to touch it and b)the gorgeous girls on it remind you how sad your fat pimply pale "girl"friend is and coz 50 cent reminds u that u are asexually shaped? And if you don't like pop or blink182-i don't either-change the chanel or turn off the tv. geez, what a fuckwad.
by Jonzo the Weasel January 22, 2006
The only problem with mtv is that they dont play music as much as they used to and when they do its only so much of it. when i read about every one else complaining about how it sucks ass. well i have just one thing to say: If your so fuckin pissed off dont go crying or complaining about it try and actually to make a difference write to the network or something do a protest outside the Mtv studio. Dont just sit around bithching about how horrible it is.
by Rashal August 24, 2003
Not really that, does have some decent shows...most of the kids who attack it are themselves victims of the trend it produces.
by mtv is cooler than you June 28, 2003
this channel that totally kicks ass and i dont care what anyone else says cuz its the hottest peice of shit out there, like o.m.f.g its so gangsterr and gay pride. totally hardcore g-g-g-g unit stuffs dudes and dudettes! anyone who doesnt think that this station is tha best is dumb and has no sense of class. forget you emo kids who think that MTV isnt da shitz yo. go get a life and some friends you losers..
by playa del seville October 04, 2005