Modesto Christian

A Bible based school formed in 1962 in Modesto, CA. A great education, but sadly with a price of dealing with hypocrites throughout the faculty and students.

Modesto Christian is a private school.

by jadedincalifornia May 15, 2009

Hester the Molester

A nickname to make fun of a person with the last name "Hester"

You: "God, Hester. You're such a molester. HESTER THE MOLESTER"

by FreakyDeaky88 May 15, 2009

Molesta-van

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.

Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!

by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008

mobese

When your extremely overweight, and wont get off your cell phone to do anything.

Person 1: Omg the house is on fire! Get off your phone or you'll die!

Person 2: Yea, hold on, just a sec...

Person 1: Stop being so MOBESE!

by lilcamifromcali August 1, 2011

molesterbate

The art of molesting someone (or thing) by masturbating on and or for them.

After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.

by MarshN December 29, 2011

killer child molester

A killer a molests children for a fucking living and he creeps on u an says lemme smash then says bend over touch ur toes ill show u where the monster goes #braddoesbanter

Bend over touch ur toes killer child molester is here

by Condom21 July 1, 2017

visually molested

when a friend of the opposite sex sends you text porn of your same sex.

my friend (male)
Me (a female)

(me) I get a text and look at it and text back to my friend you just "visually molested" me with your female porn

(my friend) you know you like it

by sundshine October 28, 2010