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Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.
"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."
by Widowmater. October 21, 2017
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Libby F**king Morris

“damn that guy is so cool, he’s such a Libby F**king Morris
by eggmangeorge January 22, 2021
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Richard Morris

When somebody is referred to as a Richard Morris, it means that they rarely bathe, they often try to be seen as a nonchalant-loner type person, and they try to appeal to women and be seen as a chill guy, when in reality they are hella rapey.
“Ayo Brendan shut the fuck up you’re being a fucking Richard Morris.”
by Doodoo poopy boy December 31, 2024
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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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Morris

A short guy with a penis longer than his height
A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling
by Phantom lol March 6, 2022
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Mr Morris skibidi

Mr morris means some blondish brown hair that is a math teacher hes very cool and very sexy

he teaches students how to do equations and will make u pass every gcse test ever

hes a very cool guy and very handsome and gyat but hes very strict when it comes to sitting plans and he should maybe be nicer next time ;)
'Mr morris": Yo wsg gang hang
Students: wsp mr momomorris

Mr morris skibidi
by skibidi toilet math babay morr November 19, 2023
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Harry Morris

A Harry Morris is an extremely sexy person who when is around makes any girl extremely wetland aroused!
Omg He is such a Harry Morris
by Punani Man November 23, 2020
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