Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Mong pheromone

A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell

"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!"

Or

"How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"

by The1811 January 11, 2024

Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

mong

mong is an alternative way of saying take the L

get monged

by tkgtkntlksn. October 29, 2020

Mong

Ethan

Ethan is a big mong

by Grace Milnes April 7, 2020

Mong

A whimpultarfumppletang phrase used to describe something or something as retarted. It is an abreviation of mongaloid.

Micheal: I am a giant autistic man

Angus: thats full mong

by The Freakstar 2 November 20, 2024

Ming Mong

Tyler Laird

Tyler Laird is a Ming Mong

by Y.o.u.r... m.u.m March 2, 2022