Mong

The word 'mong' is the definition of a salty/annoying boy who is calles kye.

"That kye is such a mong!"

by The lit 1 April 20, 2018

Mong

a person who is annoying and very stupid. you like them sometimes but they do get on your nerves to the point where you have to shout at them!

Example 1
“omg look at this and this and this!”
“shut up you absolute mong!”

Example 2
“i can’t believe he broke up with me. WHAT A MONG!”

by pippppeerrrweesman October 18, 2019

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

mong

mong is an alternative way of saying take the L

get monged

by tkgtkntlksn. October 29, 2020

Mong

A mong is someone mentally or physically challenged

Jake is a mong

by anonymous December 27, 2020

the long mong

A large penis

My gosh he has the long mong

by The large cheese January 22, 2021

Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021