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Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017
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mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
by 420XD August 1, 2017
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Mooched

Got fired disgracefully, a bully who got kicked out.
Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa
by Azarvet August 1, 2017
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Micheal Crowder

by PRIMARYSORCES November 9, 2018
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Michelita

A beautiful girl with a hardcore personality. She is not shy to say whats on her mind. She loves anything including music. She may look small and innocent but trust me, its the exact opposite. Dont mess with her because she has alot of balls and guts. She is very athletic and alot of guys are into her. She can get alot of guys as she wants and is good at hiding her emotions. She is beautiful in the inside and the outsideand needs attention. She loves to laugh and will always be there when you need her. If you are with a girl named Michelita, you are lucky.
Him: Whats your name
Her: Michelita
Him: Marry me
by ShawtyLuv December 5, 2018
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michelobe

An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.
Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.
by QuacksO August 31, 2019
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MichelJimmy

MichelJimmy is your nephew!
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