miss tree 

Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.

Person 1.I finally found my Miss Tree, I hope I don't behave like an idiot and lose her.

miss tree by anonymous October 21, 2020

sexual misconduct 

n. A sweeping phrase used to describe any range of behavior involving sex, intimacy, or genitalia that is alleged to be inappropriate by the accuser or the speaker. The behavior may be illegal such as extortion, assault and battery, or indecent exposure, but more often it is a legally ambiguous situation where two consenting adults were involved in the situation until one participant, usually the woman, seeks to contest the context, unspoken assumptions, or power dynamics in the circumstance. The disclosing party usually wishes to publicly expose or air moral qualms with the situation. Whether or not the conduct is truly wrong depends on ones personal views on matters involving gender roles, sex, marriage, jocular conduct, and workplace norms. The phrase is closely associated with the #MeToo movement whose proponents call for shifting the balance of power between genders in the workplace and opponents accuse the movement of being joyless manhaters.

I thought I had a decent role as an actress but then I needed to meet with the producer at his hotel. When he walked into the room wearing only a robe I bolted and then lost my job. That’s sexual misconduct!

I was like on this first date with a dude and he didn’t ask if I wanted white or red wine. When we got to his house he tried to hook up right away win any conversation. After a night of raunchy oral sex I really regretted it. That’s sexual misconduct!

Wow. The anchor of a morning TV show called *me*, a 21 year old intern, to his office and exposed his Johnson then walked away. He hasn’t fired me or even acknowledged my existence before or since. That guy is a strange dude and I’d say that was sexual misconduct.

sexual misconduct by Jon Snow Lives January 17, 2018

ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨ 

Usually JellyBean fans with the JellyBean Minecraft pfp who spam the word on top of this description
Sometimes They get Bullied by People who Despise The word

JellyBean Fans: ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨
commenter: fatherless figure

ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨ by YourNotSoDailyBoy February 25, 2022

Miss Vanjie 

A trend that hit gay culture by storm!
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, the first queen to be eliminated this season, made an impression on the fans with her larger-than-life attitude and her interactions in the workroom with the other queens.
But it was after the queen found herself sashaying away from the competition that a meme was born. Walking backwards down the runway and jooshing her hair, Mateo exclaimed the now-iconic phrase “Miss Vanjie” three times before finally departing the competition. Her fabulous exit sent the Internet into a tailspin, constantly referencing and joking about the moment until people who didn’t watch Drag Race started questioning what “Miss Vanjie” meant.

Gay culture is exiting a room backwards and saying “Miss Vanjie.... Miss Vanjie...”

My intention is to always come from a place of love, but sometimes you just have to get Vanjie with a motherfucker.

Always be yourself. Unless you can be Miss Vanjie. Then always be Miss Vanjie

Miss Vanjie by miss vanjie May 20, 2018

I miss her 

When you miss the girl of your dreams so much to type in "I miss her" on urbandictionary.

I miss her so much right now..!! Ive been seperated from her for an hour!

I miss her by wtfisupwitdat March 17, 2008

Missionary Position Football 

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.

Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

Missionary Position Football by dehubb October 26, 2011

misist 

When you make a beautiful pass in hockey and your teammate does not score. Therefore, you missed your assist, misist

I have a misist because john couldn't bury that beautiful pass

misist by LaineSnipes December 25, 2016