the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 29, 2005

High Maintenance

A gluttonous queen, narcissistic and mean.

She's so high maintenance, I can't stand being around her anymore.

by wildfirerose October 7, 2008

Mitten

A sex move involving all five fingers. Four in the stink, thumb in the pink.

I was sleeping and some creeper snuck in the room and mittened me. Ouch.

by CollyG September 12, 2009

Youtube Site Maintenance

Updates, repairs, etc. done irregularly buy Youtube. In order to perform such maintenance's the site must be all but totally shut down, meaning you can watch videos on the site but you cannot comment on a video, favorite a video, send a video, or rate a video. You also cannot send anyone a message, post a comment on someone's channel, send a friend invite, or subscribe to someone.

In the past Youtube posted messages warning users about maintenance that evening, but after major page redesigns the only message that appeared was the one informing you maintenance was currently in progress, but now they've eliminated that too, meaning the only way you know is when you can't do anything but watch vids.

I tried to favorite this Nine Inch Nails vid, but due to Youtube Site Maintenance it won't let me. I'll have to do it when I get home from school tommorow

by Gaaraofthedamned January 13, 2011

high maintenance

Often a divorced woman with a fake tan, big processed hair (usually blonde) and lots of bling. Very insecure about her looks and requires constant reassurance of her physical beauty. Spends lots of time and money on clothes, shoes, accessories, hair, makeup and beauty treatments. Needs expensive homes, cars, clothes and vacations. Never pays for anything when in the presence of men.

Her trips to the manacurist every other week proved she was high maintenance.

by JohnstonGuy August 11, 2004

bitches b mittens

phrase used when bitches be pissing you off. usually used among guy friends and certain bitches, a pimp slap is delivered after after the using of this phrase

bitch- Im leaving you

guy- ugh bitches b mittens (hits bitch firmly)

by bigdaddy7 October 13, 2010

chick maintenance

keeping regular contact with your girlfriend, or someone you want to bang

sorry babe, i didn't call you every day while i was working out of town - i need to do a better job on the chick maintenance

bud, u never got to bang that girl cuz u didn't practice proper chick maintenance

by nursemama June 7, 2011