Tickle a Midget

Used to show frustration,
More of a child-appropriate frustration.

Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!

Italian Joe says: You know that psycho bitch Macy?
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!

by Parush January 14, 2008

Power Midget

A guy who is short and makes up for it by working out too much. Mostly working out the glamour muscles resulting in a short and thick body that is normally accompanied by a jersey shore like attitude.

Did you see that power midget doing the Dougie at the bar?

by Dylan LaCunte November 05, 2010

midget hands

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.

Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold

by smartspears92 June 17, 2014

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.

Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."

by Ghetto Grampa June 21, 2015

Sensory Midget

A little person that is extremely offended by people noticing his/her smallness

The Sensory Midget got thrown out of the hotel for making a huge racket when people looked at him.

by Itaching February 02, 2011

midget cock

n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.

Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!

by OriginalProfanity May 10, 2015

Clown Midget

A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.

Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"

by jmb2010 December 16, 2010